We'll host whatever. Who cares. Just send us some goddamned money. Our uptime blows but hey, if you don't like it, go host with someone who pretends to give a shit about your "small-to-medium-sized business". LOL. THEY ALL HATE YOU AND YOUR SITE AS MUCH AS WE DO, WE'RE JUST THE ONLY ONES WHO DON'T HIDE IT.
HOST WITH US OR WE'LL BLOW UP SOMETHING DEAR TO YOU.
FUCK YOU WE'RE HOSTCHOPPER THE ONLY WEBHOST WITH A FUCKING CHOPPER